I quit my full time job to go back to school and I had to train 3 people to take over for me. Yeah. 3 people. I'm bad ass. One of the girls I trained was a complete moron. This is a story she told me while I was attempting to make her pass off as competent:
Smore: "Yeah, so my boyfriend from Pittsburgh travels a lot for work. And it makes him sick, you know, traveling so much... Well, he was like, working with these chemicals, right? And he was so sick, so he was trying to take his medicine and then I didn't talk to him for like a whole day. I was so worried about what was wrong, I mean, a whole day! So then he finally called me back and I guess he didn't really take his medicine, and it made him even sicker."
Me: "Um, what on earth did he take if he thought he was taking his medicine?"
Smore: "Well, it's powdered medicine..."
Me: "...and?"
Smore: "Well... He thinks he might have taken Cheer."
Me: "Cheer. The laundry detergent."
Smore: "Yeah, cause, well Cheer can be powdered you know."
Me: "........ Well, that's just horrible."
WHAT THE FUCK!?! Yeah she met him on E-Harmony.com. OBVIOUSLY the site freakin works, because those two are a match made in heaven.
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